Star Wars: The Beta Republic

October 1, 2009 at 11:50 am | Posted in SWTOR | 7 Comments
Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

Wotcha everyone,

My beta testing experiences are somewhat limited, to be honest.  I’m someone who enjoys playing a finished (in so far as MMOs are ever something so pedestrian as “finished”) product, rather than experiencing the random roll-backs, server crashes, and the knowledge that EVERYTHING YOU DO IS DOOOOOOMED thanks to the eventual server wipe before release.

Having said that, I am also fully aware that beta testing allows me to see if a soon-to-be released game is fun enough for me to want to spend money and time on it at release.

What prompts this random musing?  I read on Bio Break (but you can find this out pretty much anywhere that geeks gather on the intarweb) that Star Wars: The Old Republic is open for more Beta signups.  I must admit that my first thought was most certainly from the lizardy bit of my brain, and it was screaming at me.

Clicky-linky!  Sign up, play game now!  Make lightsaber go WOM!  Make X-wing go neeeeeeeeeeeyow!  Now!

Yes, the lizardy bit of my brain has issues with syntax.  And quite often semantics.  It gets easily excited.  It also forgets, in its excitement, that X-wings aren’t a part of The Old Republic period.  It will cry when it realises that bit.  The lizardy bit really likes X-wings.

Why the pull from Star Wars: The Old Republic?  Obvious really.  When I was 5 years old, I hadn’t discovered tea.  But I did discover Star Wars.  1977 was a great year, and it made me the geek I am today.  There is, and will always be, a part of me that is still 5 years old, watching the movie for the first time.

I’m also impatient.  I’m very much an instant-gratification sort.  The way I deal with the long delay from first marketing forays to release of a game is to do my utmost to forget about it.  It’s one of the reasons that I don’t tend to read gaming magazines, or check out pre-release websites for information.  I just get all angsty and tetchy.  So by putting my head in a bucket of sand, I can hopefully be all surprised when the game announces the release date.

Being a beta tester invalidates my Startled-Ostrich approach to gaming release harmony.  It also means that, should I be successful, I will be ignoring all the games that I am actually paying to play.  That seems a bit daft to me; despite its draws, the Beta game is not the full release game that I am paying for.  Star Wars: The Old Republic can join the raft of games vying for my attention when it releases, not before…

I also want to be astonished, surprised, to gaze in awe and wonder at launch.  One thing that I’m enjoying about Aion is exploring a game I know very little about, other than online reviews.  That’s a lovely feeling.  Which I’d lose if I saw everything during the beta.  I’m not much of the explorer type, being far too goal-oriented, so I try not to kill off the explorer in me before he gets the chance to actually explore.

So, despite the constant background gibbering of the lizardy bit of my brain, I’ll not be signing up for a Beta Tester slot.

This doesn’t stop me desperately hoping for a fabulous game when it is released.  And wanting it now!  WOM!  WOM!  Neeeeeeeeeyow!




RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

  1. Instant gratification? TL;DR!

    /flees, cackling

    (Am joking of course. I’d have signed up for that beta if they’d let me on the day they announced it. Haven’t had much time since, and I may not bother now I’ve had time to think about it. And if the beta apps are closed, so be it. ;))

    • Wotcha Ysharros,

      Turtles Lost; Deliver Rat?

      I must admit that as the “surprise” of the announcement wears off I’m finding it easier and easier to resist the siren song of Star Wars beta signup. So I’m in a similar frame of mind to yourself. Apart from the acronym thing. Never quite understood acronyms. I always appreciate a judiciously launched cackle, though.

      However, if a Beta slot were to fall into my lap, I’d probably not resist. Weak-minded fool, I am.


      • I had to learn it because I do TL;DR posts all the time. “Too Long; Didn’t Read.”

        Way I see it, if the bastards can’t be bothered to read 2000 word wodges, they shouldn’t be reading my blog in the first place! Bugger off, short attention-span type people! Small yappy-type dogs can go too.

        /stops channelling the Izzard

        • Wotcha Ysharros,

          Ah, comprehension strikes.

          I like reading the long posts. A well-crafted essay is a thing of beauty, and one to be savoured at leisure.

          I just don’t want to wait for Star Wars. 😉


  2. I’m sure they’ll have something that’s almost but not quite an X-Wing, or at least close enough for government work. (Like they have droids that are almost but not quite R2D2, smugglers who are almost but not quite Han Solo, etc etc).

    • btw I kind of agree with you but I figured that since I wouldn’t get in anyway I might as well apply (I guess that’s how my lizard brain thinks 🙂 )

    • I haven’t seen any indication that it will include space combat at release… perhaps with addon ala Jump to Lightspeed… let’s just hope CU/NGE does not follow then. 😉

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at
Entries and comments feeds.

%d bloggers like this: